Friday, June 26, 2009

Our Bullfrog

Yesterday I walked by the window and saw that our waterfall did not look right. Upon closer inspection, I saw what was blocking the water.

Chuck Norris Friday

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Friday, June 19, 2009

My mower of 19 years that I paid $119 for died this week. The throttle control died in the late 90's so I had it clamped full open. The back deck rusted through about 5 years ago so I had the grass bag wired to the top deck. One wheel really didn't turn and when it would not start and had oil all over the spark plug, I decided it was time. I bought a sweet new Honda mower. With my track record, this should be the last mower I ever buy.

Chuck Norris Friday

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Friday, June 12, 2009

Chuck Norris Friday

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Saturday, June 6, 2009


Today I cut my hair.  My family helped me out.   This is part of the before & after series.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Chuck Norris Friday

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.