Friday, June 26, 2009

Our Bullfrog


Yesterday I walked by the window and saw that our waterfall did not look right. Upon closer inspection, I saw what was blocking the water.

Chuck Norris Friday


Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Friday, June 19, 2009

video

My mower of 19 years that I paid $119 for died this week. The throttle control died in the late 90's so I had it clamped full open. The back deck rusted through about 5 years ago so I had the grass bag wired to the top deck. One wheel really didn't turn and when it would not start and had oil all over the spark plug, I decided it was time. I bought a sweet new Honda mower. With my track record, this should be the last mower I ever buy.


Chuck Norris Friday


As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Friday, June 12, 2009

Chuck Norris Friday

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Haircut

Today I cut my hair.  My family helped me out.   This is part of the before & after series.


Friday, June 5, 2009

Chuck Norris Friday


When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.