Chuck Norris Friday

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

Famous Friend

As many of you know, I play water polo for a local club. Our first practice was last week and I was there. I am not supposed to play actual water polo yet because of the wrist thing but I am swimming, shooting and doing drills that are non-contact. As soon as the gloves come off, I get out and ref. Maybe sometime later on in February I can play.

Every year, we end our season by going to the National Championship tournament. We always take our local guys but manange to drag along old college teammates too. Our goalie, Ozzie; or Special Agent Osborne as others call him, recently had a meeting with someone famous. Check it out. I sure hope he can make it back to play with us this year.

Chuck Norris Friday

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

Chuck Norris Friday

Chuck Norris and Superman had a contest to see who was stronger. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.

What Dudes Do

When given some time and a couple of G.I. Joe's, this is what guys do.

Chuck Norris Friday

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

New toy for making videos

I used some leftover skateboard wheels, some PVC pipe and some wood to make a home-made track dolly. There have been a few times that I could have used a dolly but I just could not justify spending $800 on one. This one used up my $20 gift card from Christmas + $8 of my own cash. $28 bucks is not a bad deal. More later when it stops raining and I can go outside.

Chuck Norris Friday

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.